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Text from Cat: What is this word?

  Dogs and cats speak completely different languages. A wagging talk on a cat has quite the opposite meaning of a wagging tail on a dog. My kitties hold lengthy arguments conversations using just...

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Text from Dog: Guess what I found?

  If it smells good bad, roll in it. At least that’s what Tucker thinks. Among his favorite doggy perfumes are: Eau de Goose Peau Dessicated Mouse Obsession Vole No. 5 Stinkbomb And of course the...

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Text from Cat: Occupy Dog Bed

  Four cats. Three dogs. Eight cat beds. Five dog beds. Plus various human beds, chairs, sofas, cat trees and perches. Yet there’s always seems to be a cat in a dog bed — and a dog nearby looking...

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Text from Dog: Special grass

Eau de Dead Worm. A favorite doggy perfume. Best applied liberally. It is a most appealing fragrance. All the dogs will want to know where you got it. And then they’ll roll in it too. What’s the...

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Text from Cat: Fashion consultant

Fashion advice from a cat? Athena has a point. She does always look good. Guess what I’m wearing today? Do your pets tell you what to do? You may also like: Photo: My Cat Elsa Clair’s New Earstyle...

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Text from Cat: I want the new iPhone

I’m with Athena. I want the new iPhone that Apple just announced. With its greatly improved photography capabilities. Don’t worry, Athena, I’ll share my new iPhone 6s Plus with you. Maybe. If you ask...

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Text from Cat: The Best Window

If the other one has it, whatever it is, it’s probably better than what I have now. So I want what she has. This is true of cats. Dogs. Toddlers. Sometimes adult humans. How does the the Rule apply in...

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Text from Dog: Deer, deer, deer

Do you ever find yourself having a conversation with your pup that goes something like the one shown in the dog text above? You say things like, “Yes, I know.” “Thanks for sharing.” “You told me about...

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Text from Cat: I thought I was purring

  If I call my dogs, they’re at my side before I finish listing their names. “Did you want something? Or are you gonna give us something? Is it a treat? I bet it’s a treat. It’s not a treat? Are we...

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Text from Cat: No thumbs

Today’s text is from Calvin (and Elsa Clair.) It’s a scary thought, isn’t it: if our pets had thumbs. The trouble they’d get into… I don’t even want to think about it. So, yes, Calvin and Elsa Clair,...

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Text from Dog: We’re doing yoga

  Dogs are natural yoga practitioners. Above, you can see Jasper practicing Downward Facing Dog. As he notes, it most certainly isn’t Dog In Search of Chipmunk. Or even Dog Trying to Get Under the...

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Text from Cat: Cute always wins

You get up for a moment — just a moment — and when you turn around, there’s a cat in your chair. A very comfortable cat. A cat with the sweetest, most innocent face you’ve ever seen. A cat that simply...

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Text from Dog: We thought you weren’t coming back

It doesn’t matter how long I’m gone. A business trip. A run to the grocery store. A quick walk outside to the mailbox. The joyous greeting is the same. And I love it every time. How do your pets greet...

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Text from Cat: All shall bow before my throne

Cats have an air of dignity and gravitas. No matter where they are. Which is why we find them so funny. What do your pets do that make you laugh? You may also like: Text from Cat: Fashion consultant...

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Text from Dog: Technique is important

  To dogs, snow is irresistibly diggable. It’s so… there. As in, “Why did you climb that mountain?” “Because it was there.” For dogs, digging is immensely rewarding; it is less about the destination...

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Text from Cat: A heated discussion about a cat bed

  When Calvin was younger, he could fit on my laptop. But he’s grown and my MacBook is smaller. Still, he wreaks just as much havoc on my work now as always. Like the time he walked across the...

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Text from Dog: Hydrangeas are evil

  What happens when you’re having fun chasing your sister, and she runs past the hydrangeas and you don’t look where you’re going? Jasper found out the hard way. Had he done the math ahead of time, he...

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Text from Cat: Dinner plans

  Ears forward, tails twitching, eyes intent. Chittering their excitement. I’m sure my cats — all indoor only – believe they could hunt that bird, or squirrel or chipmunk, and feast upon their catch....

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Text from Dog: Something’s Up

It drives Tucker nuts. He can see the squirrel. He can smell it. He can hear it. And the cheeky little critter hurls insults down upon him, because it knows that dogs can’t climb. But maybe if Tucker...

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Text from Cat: Mirror, mirror

  There was no sound to indicate that Elsa Clair was nearby or had lept onto the hall table. But I happened to glance in her direction at just  the right moment, in time to see her admiring the cat in...

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